CHAPTER 1 - WAKING UP
An insightful commentary on the trials and
tribulations of daily morning procedures. From the
screaming alarm clock to the many uses of the breakfast sandwich,
this chapter analyzes the finer points of the typical morning
routine.
CHAPTER 2 - THE ALMIGHTY LETTER
A powerful look into the life of that one special
Arabic character that has such a profound effect on all of our
lives.
CHAPTER 3 - WORKING WITH PEOPLE
The horrifying world of customer service brought
to life by the writers at RLA.
CHAPTER 4- THE END OF THE ROAD
What happens when you die. Hmm... Well don't you
want to know. We here at RLA know exactly what happens. So if you
want be just as informed as us, read this and become enlightened.
CHAPTER 5- TECHNO BABBLE
Do you have problems understanding technology?
Well than you should leave this site you ignorant bitch.
Otherwise read our interpetations of technological world we live
in. Perhaps you'll learn something.
CHAPTER 6- CHANNEL SURFING
The truths about your TV are revealed in this
Chapter. Beware of the mighty remote. It has destroyed my family
and it will destroy yours.
CHAPTER 7- IN HONOR OF MY MISUNDERSTOOD TEACHER
Dedicated to the teacher who put learning first
and was ousted just because he was a little different.
NEW!! CHAPTER 8 - POWER-HUNGRY NEW-AGE KINDERGARTEN GRADS
Learn the secrets behind the ways of the truly successful, and why you already missed your chance.
DOC'S LETTER TO SNAPPLE!
Read Dr. Hygh's real-life letter sent to Snapple Beverages Co.
after a mishap with one of their delightful products.
More Chapters Are On Thier Way So Come Back Soon