Chapter 2 – The Almighty Letter
Through much research I have figured out the
true meaning and goal of High School algebra. This being to find “X”. Now
I have absolutely no idea why everybody is bent over finding X. What is
it about this mysterious letter that has students stressing their brains
, so that they can be the ones who find X ? What has X done to be
wanted by so many people ?
In fact I believe that the X is so special we should start a
religion praising it. It is in fact the immortal letter. For if we have
both X and his cousin Y , Y goes first doesn't he?. Anything to please
X . We must solve for X, and you will, oh yes you will. Because without
the X you fail. Not only is he immortal , but he is that which is all,
if X=12 , and you don't like that , well , change it . Who cares? We do
what we can to satisfy X and he does what he can to satisfy us back.
It's our duty as mortal beings. And the X has a harsh method of punishment
for those who do not conform to its ways. Just think, what happens
when one tries out for a team and does not make it? A big fat X right
through their name, AKA “The Cut”. In these little ways, X speaks
to us, warns us, dominates us, and says “Don't screw with me pal, I’m X.”
There are only two things that are better
that X. And those are Double X (XX) , or the absolute almighty Triple X
(XXX). So powerful is XXX that just one look at him is enough to arouse
even the most powerful of intellects.
So I bring this challenge to you. Find the
X . The X likes to hide under things , so go around school picking up things
in hope that the X is hiding there. Anything goes, because you are searching
for your god. Look under desks, and carpeting, and under your tray at lunch.
Look under your teachers toupee , and under the skirt of the girl next
to you, ( If you get really lucky XXX will be hiding there). If no matter
what you do , you still can’t find him, get up in the middle of class,
and announce and award for his arrest. Then you’ll have the whole school
searching for X, and their bound to find it. You have your mission , now
go , and do not return till you have found the all elusive X.
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